The Very Best

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that’s inside

Pokemon, gotta catch ’em all
It’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I’ll teach you
Pokemon

Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah

I wanna be the very worst

Like some already were

I have no passion, I have no thirst

No challenge will occur

I will travel to my bed

To get a good night’s sleep

I truly am so cherry red

My blood, out it might seep

Parodies! Oh, they’re terrible

It’s you and she

I am writing so terribly

Parodies, oh, you aren’t alive

In this verse, this is line five

Parodies! Oh, this is a fake

No puns shine true

But wittiness will pull us through

You teach me and I’ll teach you

Parodies

Gotta write ’em all

Gotta fail ’em all

Yeah

Get Happy (Evil Maknae, I’m talking to you),

Sammy The Otter